Milk a Bull If Still Confused - Funny Tee

This lightweight cotton crew keeps things playful and a little rebellious. The tee’s soft hand and classic cut let the cheeky “Milk a Bull if Confused” slogan sit front and center without shouting—more wink than roar. Slip it on for a quick laugh at a bar, on a weekend errand run, or layered under a jacket when the weather dips. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape hold the shape wash after wash, while side seams give the shirt a clean silhouette that wears well tucked or out. It’s for people with a dry sense of humor who appreciate quality construction and a shirt that sparks conversation when the moment calls for it.

 Product features

- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heathers 90/10) — breathable all-season fabric

- Durable ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape

- Shoulder tape and side seams for added stability and a clean fit

- DTF sleeve print detailing for crisp, lasting graphics

- Made in Honduras; meets EU REACH and includes 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat